9 definitions by bob_the_russian

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1. If an article of food is dropped, the 5 second rule states that it is still elligible for eating within a 5 second interval.

2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.
We will not stand around to witness the creation of NUQULAR weapons. Oops, five second rule.
by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003
More or less, if a cat always lands on its feet, and the bread always lands peanut butter side down, then if you strap a piece of bread to a cat and drop it, what happens? It implodes.
by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003
The law of large numbers states that as a lottery jackpot increases, the probobility of a hick in Nowhere, Oklahoma will salivate and stand in line three and a half hours to buy sixty three tickets.
by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003
Refering to the level of gameplay a person has reached in his most recent RPG game.

Level 1: Has beaten it once.
Level 2: Has beaten it twice and has attended a fan club meeting or convention.
Level 3: Has beaten it so many times that the programmers call him for advice.
Level 4: Is the president of the RGS's fan club.
Nigel hasn't been out of his house in three days! His nerd level must be through the roof!
by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003
Refers to the word "rational" when translated into Bushims.
It is only ratitional to have a streegic plan to take over a nation. Otherwise, you look like a bumdass.
by bob_the_russian November 04, 2003
1. Derived from the greek words divo, meaning lawyer, and vorccia, meaning the removal of half of your worldly belongings.

2. The liberation of an enslaved male from an enviroment of continual torture by nagging.

3. The only way to appease the beast living in your home, eating your food, driving your car, and drinking your booze, after you stumble home from Mexico with two dead prostitutes.
by bob_the_russian November 05, 2003
Of or refering to the soft, warm glow one feels after participating in petty theft of shoes and shoe accesories.
Cop 1: Boy, that Winona Ryder sure looked calm in court.
Cop 2: She was gellin like a felon!
by bob_the_russian November 04, 2003

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