A burger van that dispenses food poisoning in a bap. More a critique on the "food" served than the list of criminal services for hire.
"I got a burger from the murder wagon on the way home on Friday. It took me till Wednesday to pop my anus back in."
by Wibblefishofdoom September 16, 2011
Get the Murder Wagonmug. An all black SUV... preferably a Jeep. Adorned with skulls, usually heard playing Marilyn Manson or Avenged Sevenfold.
by nickliz September 13, 2010
Get the Murder Wagonmug.