Never you mind the perpetrators. The REAL murder scene is when you sneak a deuce onto the rim or a public toilet, wipe yer keester, and then ‘chalk’ an outline of yourself onto the stall walls in deuce juice. If you really want to go over the top, then you save a little doo-doo butter, and wipe it all over the sink handles, soap, and paper towel handles, whilst saving a little extry for the exit door handle. NOICE!
Rod the Bod left a murder scene in the shit house at that Friendly's Restaurant back in the 90s. Tony was witness to that afwul carnage... Other than Tony, there are no credible witnesses in this unsolved case, although a plaque was dedicated in honor of the event.
by Jeremiaj December 12, 2006