A burger van that dispenses food poisoning in a bap. More a critique on the "food" served than the list of criminal services for hire.
"I got a burger from the murder wagon on the way home on Friday. It took me till Wednesday to pop my anus back in."
by Wibblefishofdoom September 15, 2011
An all black SUV... preferably a Jeep. Adorned with skulls, usually heard playing Marilyn Manson or Avenged Sevenfold.
Watching that murder wagon creep down the street really freaks me out!
by nickliz September 12, 2010