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French Munion Soup 

Check the obituaries in New Orleans until you find a deceased French hooker. Dig her up and squeeze the contents of the abdominal cavity into a slow cooker. Discard the corpse and take the Munion Stew home. Cook on low heat adding a half pound of crawfish after 6 hours. Cover and cook an additional 6 hours. Immediately refrigerate overnight and serve it to your guests cold with a side of zatarans rice pilaf and a glass of white wine.
French Munion Soup is the perfect mardi grab snack.
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Muoio, literally meaning, "I die," in Italian, is a last name reserved for only the elite. If you know a Muoio, you is blessed. They are rare, and pretty easy to piss off, so if you do meet one, hold on tight. They are intelligent, beautiful, incredibly impulsive, and hilarious people.
"Yeah, she crazy dude. She's a Muoio."
muoio by TotallyNotAMuoio February 10, 2018

Munion Feltch Beaver

This is a sexual action where you dig up a dead body, preferrably one that has been dead for around a month. This allows for the body to become relatively rancid while still remaining quite juicy and supple. One person hangs the deady body from a tree by the waist, causing the corpse to take the shape of a dog. One person fucks the corpse doggy style in the ass while the other person places his mouth on the vagina/penis of the dead corpse and punches the stomache until the rancid embalming and body fluids rush into that person's mouth. (see "munion") The person fucking the corpse doggy style climaxes into the the corpse's ass and then proceeds to suck out the semen and rotten ass juice through a bendy straw. (see "feltch") The person who just performed the munion on the corpse's genitalia then sacrafices a beaver by cutting its stomache open and raping its intestines. The person who has been holding onto the feltched fluids then makes out with the person who is raping the sacraficed beavers intestines, and they both dance naked and cut themselves to "MY HELENA" by my chemical romance.
Dude, I'm so glad we got rid of that pesky beaver straight up munion feltch beaver style!
Moniox is your friendly neighborhood spy, usually running around stabbing all your friends. Does not die when you want him to.
TF2 spoiler: Moniox is the spy
Moniox by Förrädaranka April 6, 2010
Collective noun for a group of onions. Usually used to describe a large amount of onions
Wow, he's bought a monion of onions from the shop today!
monion by InvivnI July 11, 2010

munio, ergo sum 

The credo of the asphalt worker: I pave, therefore I am.
I put "munio, ergo sum" on my resume and the road building company hired me.
A contraction of the words male and onion-booty. Used to describe a man's ass that looks so good it makes you want to cry.
That guy's monion is as fine as any woman's booty.
Monion by Mandingo_DeSade August 26, 2010