Mukker 

A mate, friend, pal, chum..... Used by Bristolian people to decribe a proper good mate.

Darren: oi tom come over yer!!......
Tom: Alright mukker, long tim no see!

Mukker by jessbristol January 17, 2012

fudder mukker 

Fudder mucker, an amusing change to mother fukker , used in contexts when its socially unacceptable to call a fellow dude a mother fucker.

in the presence of a little sister T steals Dans joint
Dan Say, Wait your turn fudder mucker
Little girl You said mother fukker im telling
Dan:No i didnt , i Said fudder mukker , however you swore and now im telling on you.
at this point the littlee sister should cryu . Highly amusing

fudder mukker by D July 24, 2004

Fud Mukker 

a word meaning "mother fucker" but the kid version. Just say it really fast. FuDmuKKeR

1.That fud mukker stole my pencil!

1. "Hey do u know sally?"
2. "Yea! She's a fud mukker! She taddled on me!"

(notice they are little kid quotes)

Fud Mukker by ATaylorN October 16, 2008

mother mucker 

When you want to call someone a mother fucker, but don't want to get in trouble.

Origin:
In Texas Hold'em, you can fold your hand and throw your cards into the "muck". Now imagine someone does that to a mom. Pretty messed up.

"Hey why do I not get a raise this year? I'm outta here you mother mucker"

"Oh this mother mucker just cut in front of me."

mother mucker by Kevin Ju-ann May 16, 2021

Barn Mucker 

An Individual who participates and thoroughly enjoys performing oral sex on females.

1) We're all Barn Muckers here
2) That Eddie is a damn fine Barn Mucker.
3) See all those beauty guys right there? Barn Muckers for sure.

Barn Mucker by Blackhawkz11 November 18, 2010

Mukerma 

Mukerma is the most cutest person u will ever meet if u have her in ur life don't ever think of loosing her because ur gonna regret it. She's really kind pretty and gorgeous she's the one who will change ur WHOLE LIFE FOREVER.

If ur dating mukerma then don't ever think of hurting her.

Mukerma by Haha on drugs April 17, 2021

munkered 

Seriously messed up, broken, or damaged as if fuckered by monkeys.

"I'm sorry sir, but your car is completely munkered!"

munkered by Dave, Carey, and Dan January 4, 2009