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Muddle Class 

1. A new name for the American middle class as people try to survive the current economic crisis by "muddling through" with less money and less security.
2. The growing spirit of economic fatalism in mainstream America.
Everyone on our street is struggling to pay the bills. We're the new Muddle Class!
Muddle Class by Peter Kobs April 1, 2009
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middle class sugar baby 

Middle Class Sugar Baby: A female gold digger who goes after highly paid blue collar workers in order to live a great life. She is very pretty in a 80s way.Her targets are Truckers, Police Officers, Firemen, and Oil Riggers. She is a badge bunny, lot lizard, and Buckle Bunny rolled into one. Dress like across between 80s Slut from Long Island and Gothic Lolita. She hits up every cop bar, fire house, and Truck Shop in her state.
Becky is a Middle Class Sugar Baby. She hits up every cop bar, fire house, and Truck Shop in her state. Becky is a badge bunny, lot lizard, and Buckle Bunny rolled into one.

I will eliminate the middle class

A quote from CallMeCarsonLive's SMP Live Minecraft Video "The Strangest Crossover In Minecraft History." In which Junky Janker, the voice actor of the cartoon network character Gumball, from The Amazing World Of Gumball, says "I will eliminate the middle class", in the church of Ethos.
"Hello, welcome for... welcome to church! Thankyou for attending!

Uhhmm... Very cool! Ah.. I will eliminate the middle class!!...
Thank you for attending, thank you, praise The Lord!" - Junky Janker

oven middle class 

Well-to-do progressive white or white-presenting individuals who consistently are drawn to leftist schelling points.
The college sophomore holding the communist protest sign is a member of the oven middle class.
oven middle class by area-man March 2, 2015

urban upper middle class trap star

Surburban teens and young adults that live at home with their parents. However, they live in affluent neighborhoods in houses worth in excess of $500,000 (their parents house) and sell drugs to finance their purchases of entry level luxry sedans.
Trap Star: Yo brah I stacked mad paper becuase I flipped QP's all year!

Smart Guy: You buying a house?

Trap Star: Nah, brah going to cop the new IS350 and drive around all day and flip QP's maybe I'll become a ski instructor. Brah. Nah saying?

Smart Guy: You are a waste of space! Stop being such an urban upper middle class trap star! Go to school and get a real job!

Upper Middle Class 

The Upper Middle Class doesn't start at $60,000 household income. Unless you live in Kansas or South Dakota, $60k per household doesn't get you very far in the typical metro area where most Americans live today. $60k per family is squarely middle class.

The upper middle class is better described as the Professional or Managerial Class, and consists of mostly white collared professionals or successful small business owners. Typical professions in the upper middle class are biglaw lawyers, physicians, dentists, accountants, consultants, school principals, and engineers with managerial roles. Many have advanced degrees beyond college.

They tend to live in cities during their 20s, marry in their late 20s or early 30s, and move to wealthy suburbs with good school districts when the kids come. The political affiliations of the upper middle class vary greatly with age and region in the country. Among the upper middle class, there is often a strong emphasis on education and getting into the right college for their children, to the point of obsession (see helicopter parents).

Household incomes vary from $100k to $500k. Most upper middle class families still depend on salary and their day job to sustain their lifestyle (hence they are not Upper Class which relies more on investment & rent income). The upper middle class are the heaviest taxed group in America (whereas those in the upper class have more of their income in capital gains, which has a lower tax rate).
In America, the poor thinks they are in the middle class and the middle class thinks they're in the upper middle class, while the upper middle class thinks they're typical middle class Americans.
Upper Middle Class by Guineas July 4, 2011

upper middle class 

The people who make plenty of money to support a comfortable lifestyle and don't have to worry as much about their jobs, economy, and other things that stress out the middle-class. Most people look up to the upper middle class because they tend to be the role model for what everyone in America wants to attain aka "The American Dream"...
He has a nice big house in the suburbs, has two BMWs, and kids going to private schools. Definitely upper middle class.
upper middle class by Feely7 July 25, 2011
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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