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Mud Gutter 

A poop smeared ass crack. Usually the result of improper wiping or cleaning. May also be the result of a shart or fart in which you get more than you bargained for.
I started to go down on my girl last night until I discovered she had a nasty mud gutter. Then I got the hell out of there.

Or

Man, I shouldn't have pushed so hard with that last fart. Now I got a mud gutter!
Mud Gutter by The Gronk March 2, 2010
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Medina mudbutter 

When you use butter as a lubricant during anal sex when the recipient is constipated
To alleviate Sally's constipation, I gave her a Medina mudbutter when I got home
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mudcutter 

After judging the local chili cookoff, my mudcutter burned for days.
mudcutter by skunky June 16, 2004

Mudhutter 

Somebody who comes from a poor family with a dirty house and bad clothes.
Oh look, here come Stinky Debbie, the Mudhutter!
Mudhutter by Big*Jen December 10, 2010

mudbutter 

A name for the feces ring around the head of your penis after anal sex
is that mudbutter on your penis
mudbutter by adamishere April 12, 2021

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026