Mr.Mom

A Dad who is unemployed or divorced and has to act as a Mom would in relationship to taking care of the kids.

Pampers melt in a maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher, rewind barney for the fiftenth time, Breakfast 6, naps at 9, there's bubble gum in the Baby's hair, Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair, been crazy all day long, and it's only monday Mr. Mom

Mr.Mom by Charlotte October 10, 2004

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Mr Hands Moment

When you violently get fucked/fuck a horse

Person 1: I just had a Mr Hands Moment at the ranch
Person 2: What in the cinnamon toast fuck is wrong with you?

Mr Hands Moment by Ihavemanymrhandsmoments June 5, 2022

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Mr. Brightside Moment

A Mr. Brightside moment is a moment of instant heart-break. You can hear the intro of Mr. Brightside in your head.

This girl broke his heart and he just stared at the wall. A certified Mr. Brightside moment.

Mr. Brightside Moment by wordfrog May 13, 2020

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mrmom

A slut who wants Ethan’s, Korbin’s, Angelo’s, and Simmons cocks in every hole until Korbin starts fucking Ethan’s ass till the all cumm simultaneously

Mrmom is the cock king

mrmom by Korbin’s dildo March 29, 2024

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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