This man is the God of Carpentry. He wields a 20 ounce Estwing Hammer and is able to single handedly destroy any OSB plywood in his path. He leads the most epic crew in history that are destined to save the world. Morrison is an immortal being who's been here since the beginning of time. Legend states he can build a house in an incredible 10 seconds, and is the only one able to hold his personal estwing the"Estwing Pro".
Often used to describe a funny celestial being who can also teach some school whilst putting in a shift on Christmas day.
"Did u see that guy over there he's such a Mr Morrison, the way he teaches those kids latin whilst giving them free meals like Marcus Rashford! What a cutie!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!