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45.
someone in the
United States Marine Corps. Who is so brain washed by stupid rules and regulations has no common sense or judge ment. Being so motivated that all normal brain functions cease and the only thing that is right is what some lazy fat E-8 or higher has told you (usually to benefit himself. THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO ALL MARINES ONLY CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS WHO INORDER TO GET PROMOTED SUCK DICK OF A HIGHER RANK TO IMPROVE PRO AND CON MARKS.
"Hey, Sgt Smith got promoted by making his platoon wash the Colonel's car."
"Yeah, what a MOTARD."
by Ben Theer December 21, 2005
 
22.
A combination of a moron and a retard. A person who is equal parts stupid and mentally deficient. A person of low ability and low intelligence.
JD is a motard for riding his moped in the rain.

That was one of the most motarded things i have ever seen.
by John Benefield February 04, 2009
 
23.
Conjunction of Mormon and retard
Hence, Motard
Did you see the final tally on that motard's tithing settelment bill?
I guess that motard ain't gettin' in the temple this year!
by Pubert Alphonzo July 20, 2014
 
24.
Mo•tard mo-tahrd
Noun

some one who does not know how to control there motivation.

1a. you’re so motivated your retarded.
2a. retarded with motivation.
marine PFC: Rah staff sergeant!

SSGT: Shut the hell up, Motard!
by LSDKING May 26, 2012
 
25.
Hybrid word between "moron" and "retard". Refers to someone who is very stupid and acts retarded
"What the hell did you do that for, you fuckinng Mo tard!"
by Benn and Eric June 14, 2008
 
26.
a combination of moron and retard
that retarded moron is a motard
by crunk m June 01, 2005
 
27.
Word used to describe people, mainly in "mo-county" Maryland, who use other ridiculous made-up words (most likely because they can't speak proper English) to describe people, places, and things.
I live in Silver Spring Maryland, and I just heard a teenage boy say "I slay a lot of bait." Then a teenage girl with pink hair responded, "ping!" Someone please help me! I am surrounded by motards!
by Chlamydia Forecast May 18, 2011
 
28.
a person who does something moronic and retarded.
Screwing your bests friends sister in their house instead of yours and getting caught. You have to be a total motard to not see that coming.
by princess gillette May 23, 2010