one of the suburbs of the lower north shore of sydney, known for "child crushing" four-weel drives, snobbyness, and more german cars per capita than any other town in the world. people who live in mosman are known as mosmanites
fuckin mosmanite cut me off in his BMW
by Bill bob joe September 24, 2005
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Noun. A Nigerian name meaning "Very Funny".

A Handsome Nigerian man who you'll always catch making people laugh. Dark hair colour and Chocolate skin colour. He'll laugh with you at anything. He's creatively talented and Comic. If you come across a Mosman, don't let him go because Mosman is a hard name to find and it would be of your great loss. He's a man that understands more about people and doesn't discriminate. You can trust him with your deepest secrets and feel free to come around him and catch fun.
"Wow, Moses is Mosman"

"He is totally a Mosman"
"His name is MC Mosman"
by MC Mosman February 26, 2017
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The centre of Sydney. The only place in Australia that matters. It is basically a kingdom. Anybody who matters lives in Mosman.
I have to go to Coonamble but I don't want to leave Mosman because it is not a hole.
by DR2003 April 19, 2018
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Mothers in the Mosman suburb in the North Shore of Sydney who wear Lululemon and drive BMW’s.
Person 1: Mosman mums are snobby

Person 2: true
by northshoreprincess September 29, 2018
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n. A licensed premises located above the Mosman Rowing Club, in the affluent northern suburb of Mosman in Sydney, Australia. It is a famous 'pick-up' joint frequented by divorced females aged over 45. The women patrons are usually over-weight, well-worn (ugly and used-up), have dyed blond hair and wear inappropriately tight fitting clothing (borrowed from their 24 year old daughter's wardrobe). The male patrons are all baby boomer types over 50 years old, sporting a grey moustache (or other grey facial hair) and have a massive 'beer-gut' (fat stomachs). These sad creatures usually consume large amounts of alcohol before leaving with someone they have never met for a 5 minute session of 'grey-sex'.
Bill went to the Mosman Rowers to grab a granny. He needed 5 minutes of poor quality 'grey-sex'.
by Ian Grant November 11, 2004
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When someone from an affluent family uses a lobster or other large, cylindrical crustacean as a male masturbation aid, similar to a flesh light.
I think Pat is in his room keeping himself busy with a Mosman Fleshlight
by Pattycake69 September 28, 2023
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the school that Hazbear ramen attends and tortures all his surrounding classmates with his nonstop anime talk and his professional Japanese speaking ability (he learnt it for the "culture")
YO DID YOU HEAR HAZBEAR RAMEN RAILED HIS NEZUKO BODY PILLOW IN THE MOSMAN HIGH BATHROOMS?!
by mymumsmagnificentmangina June 26, 2023
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