Mortized

The word one would use to describe a night of wine drinking, including beer and shots until the sun rises. This could also include a sharpie and half naked bodies. This is usually something that happens with two people of the opposite sex. Morning breakfast with beer, and bloody mary's, bandanas, and mall photo booths are also some activities to look forward to. The evening may possibly end with a game of basketball.

These past two days were soooo Mortized, but they were the most fun I have ever had!

Mortized by Aquanet February 24, 2009

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cock-morized

When a female is not using good sense or not using their normal reasoning skills. Cocks on the brain.

That Jcow is not not using good sense, she's cock-morized.

cock-morized by Millie dee February 15, 2017

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Mortized • cock-morized • Dickmotized

dick-motized

Hypnotized by the dick. The dick can put you in a trance if it’s good enough. Sometimes, the dick don’t even have to penetrate you. You can be dick-motized by seeing the dick, touching the dick, swallowing the dicks icing ext..

“she an’t gon leave his raggity ass, she dick-motized.”

dick-motized by PusayWater January 27, 2022

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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