by PiE! March 18, 2003
the biggest boner you can get. you wake up after sleeping, and your dick is hard as a rock. the best way to get rid of it is to have a sweaty sex session with some fly ruca, she will love it too.
by Anonymous May 8, 2003
The cockrall that lives in your pants and pops up to say hello when you wake up.
Basically it’s a boner that comes in the morning!!
Basically it’s a boner that comes in the morning!!
My Penis: Hey good morning Jimmy
Jimmy: Why do you have to have morning wood Penis
My Penis: Just wanted to say good morning, sorry
Jimmy: But my mum’s gonna see!!!!
Jimmy: Why do you have to have morning wood Penis
My Penis: Just wanted to say good morning, sorry
Jimmy: But my mum’s gonna see!!!!
by JackyBoiBigDee April 26, 2019
a thing that i get when i wake up then, after wiping the sand crusties out of my eyes i chop my morning wood if you know what i mean
by volcomeskater555 September 9, 2009
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
When you wake up in the morning,
What's the first thing that you see,
it's your MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!
Look around your neighborhood!
Everybody has...
MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!
What's the first thing that you see,
it's your MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!
Look around your neighborhood!
Everybody has...
MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!
by Tristana December 12, 2012
Suresh: Damn! I got a morning wood of biblical proportions today. It was aching & I had to remove my undies.
Ramesh: Well, having morning wood is a sign of youth. You're gonna cherish these woody memories a lot when your hair will become all white.
Ramesh: Well, having morning wood is a sign of youth. You're gonna cherish these woody memories a lot when your hair will become all white.
by spunkTanker April 28, 2011