1 definition by JackyBoiBigDee

The cockrall that lives in your pants and pops up to say hello when you wake up.

Basically it’s a boner that comes in the morning!!
My Penis: Hey good morning Jimmy
Jimmy: Why do you have to have morning wood Penis
My Penis: Just wanted to say good morning, sorry
Jimmy: But my mum’s gonna see!!!!
by JackyBoiBigDee April 26, 2019
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