mord

Opposite of "Word". "word" upside-down. Meanings: "no" or a negative answer.

Man 1: Are you going to the show tonite?
Man 2: Mord!! Jive Turkey's playing tonight!
Man 1: Oh, screw that then!

by thankyousirmayihaveanother April 8, 2004

Mord Sith

The most awesome book characters ever. Mord Sith are women trained to torture, break and kill pretty much everyone, including the magic users of their bookverse. They're from D'Hara and kick ass. Some of their ranks are Denna, Cara and Berdine. They wield a weapon called an agiel which is a thin red rod that usually hangs by a gold chain from their wrist which is magic and causes immense pain to both the poor sod being tortured and the Mord Sith, but Mord Sith are so awesome that they just ignore it.

Mord Sith are trained from a young age by being broken three times. They are tortured until their wills are broken. They then watch their mother being tortured until her will is broken and she is killed to break their compassion. Then they are forced to break and kill their father to break their mercy.

by LadyLola March 18, 2010

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mords wixed

when you've had a few beverages or your brain is just not working/overtired, you mix up the first letter of words and end up with a completely nonsensical statement

Girl: I so just downloaded the 4th Weason of Seeds!

Boy: Babe you got your mords wixed! don't you mean the 4th Season of Weeds?

by zanussik May 1, 2009

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Wixing Your Mords

When you accidentally mix up consanants of one word with the other in a sentence that sound like real words but totally alter the original meaning

Examples:

"I'm crappy to bring hackers if you're making soup."
"There you go wixing your mords again."

Oh, I better bring my proper shoes when I go cock riming this weekend...Oh I'm so embarrased, I'm mixing my words again!

by Dennypeg March 26, 2010

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