|1.||Wixing Your Mords|
When you accidentally mix up consanants of one word with the other in a sentence that sound like real words but totally alter the original meaning
"I'm crappy to bring hackers if you're making soup."
"There you go wixing your mords again."
Oh, I better bring my proper shoes when I go cock riming this weekend...Oh I'm so embarrased, I'm mixing my words again!