Moose Jelly
Golly jewilikers Birtha, my ass itches. Must be the moose jelly left over after that burrito fart I just flopped out.
Moose Jelly by Big Daddy V. May 13, 2013
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Spicy Moose Jelly
The same condition that occurs to create Moose Jelly but the liquid left behind after the fart or shart that covers the outer linings of the butt/asshole is from a spicy meal or meals such as Thai food, Mexican food, habanero salsa, etc. Spicy Moose Jelly is noted by a lingering burn and sting of the anus from just even just the smallest amount of jelly.
Darlene started her day off with a delicious jalapeno omelet. At lunch, she joined several co-workers at an office Super Bowl party where she enjoyed several bowls of five alarm chili. For dinner, her husband treated her to dinner at her favorite Thai restaurant where she enjoyed the extra spicy Thai noodles. Her day of savory and spicy dining caught up with her the next day, however. During a morning meeting, Darlene attempted to pass gas due to her bloated feeling and ended up with Spicy Moose Jelly. She sat and squirmed in her seat until the meeting was over so she could do a quick wipe job and relieve the sting.
Spicy Moose Jelly by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2014
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Moose Jelly • Spicy Moose Jelly • Moosebelly • moose • moose-knuckle • moose head • moose fucker • moose jaw • moose juice • moose man
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Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026