Monkey Stump
Monkey Stump by Monkee mischief March 1, 2011
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Stump Monkey
A pussy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. The procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to fuck a tree stump.
Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.
Stump Monkey by hoss May 21, 2003
Monkeystomp
1. The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.
2. The act of persecution to a female’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the ovaries or vagina.
3. One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.
2. The act of persecution to a female’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the ovaries or vagina.
3. One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.
Monkeystomp by Drew The Pirate August 27, 2008
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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