Monkey Slipper

When your girlfriend takes a dump in her hand and lovingly strokes your manhood to ejaculation.

So, my girl had Chipotle yesterday and worked up a wicked feces... so rather than waste the dookie baby that spilled forth from her loins, I recommended she give me a sloppy monkey slipper.

Monkey Slipper by MonkeyDump August 20, 2013

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super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

super market monkey slapper by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

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monkey slapper

Some one who masturbates to much.

Fred is a total monkey slapper

monkey slapper by assjugs July 1, 2008

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Foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper

A really gay person.A foriegn monkey who slaps boobs.

"You foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper"

Foriegn Monkey Boob Slapper by Ri-ck April 15, 2003

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Monkeyflipper

A non-dirty version of the word 'motherfucker'. Defined as a 'useless person', or sometimes for a jackass. Can be used as an expletive or a name.

The word was coined by Internet personality Toby Mobias in 2007.

*spills coffee*
Man: MONKEYFLIPPER!

Monkeyflipper by Toby Mobias August 10, 2009

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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