When your girlfriend takes a dump in her hand and lovingly strokes your manhood to ejaculation.
So, my girl had Chipotle yesterday and worked up a wicked feces... so rather than waste the dookie baby that spilled forth from her loins, I recommended she give me a sloppy monkey slipper.
by MonkeyDump August 17, 2013
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