Monkey Prison

1.The state you arrive at after munching too many disco biscuits and snorting too much nose dance and cant get to sleep.

2.A prison in mozambique

1.After a relentless night of getting fucked, Ian found himself in monkey prison.

2."Darnell's in monkey prison for killing goats with a saucy hotdog".

Monkey Prison by Ted Demon January 17, 2009

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prison monkey

when you get locked up for 2 months and suddenly disappear and come back emo

OMG this girl is such a prison monkey, only a trevuwu would want her

prison monkey by MoldovanWormFan26 September 23, 2023

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Monkey Prison • prison monkey • Prison Money • monkey • monkey nuts • Monkey Boy • Monkey Wrench • monkey ball • monkey face • monkey fucker

Prison Money

Nathan Fillion said his new word for cigarettes is: "Prison Money".

Usage examples for "Prison Money":

Dude 1: Hey, man, I wanna buy that stuff from you!

Dude 2: Okay, but you gotta pay in prison money!

Guy: Oh, yeah, he went down to the store to buy a pack of prison money!

Prison Money by Kcat10 July 17, 2010

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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