something that isn't useful. while not necessarily harmful, it offers no help and no information. originated in "Thumbtanic," when a diagram of a monkey was presented as an evacuation route, ("there's a way out, but it's not pretty!")
Source: "This isn't useful! This is a monkey!"

Example: Girl-"What are you doing tonight?"

Boy (vaguely)- "I'm going to do some things."

Girl- "That's a monkey!"

Example: Math teacher- "This set of parentheses is a monkey. They don't tell us anything we didn't already know."

by superdoll September 23, 2005
Slang for the female genetalia, Pussy!
Hey dog, that bitch has a fat ass monkey!!
by Chris January 21, 2005
The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.
I bought a monkey yesterday, and now I am extremely cool.
by KaiserMonkey August 26, 2003
A racial slur directed towards a person of African-American ethnicity.
Hey look at that nigger, you stupid monkey!
by Jon October 19, 2003
A slang term for female genitalia
Twerk that monkey lemme see you get low
by Nick-a-J February 04, 2006
cockney(London slang for 500 Quid
or
a furry animal with destructive tendencies
Hes got a monkey in his wallet!

Look at the cute fuzzy monkey
by Psymonos March 24, 2003
(n.) Slang term for vagina.
"I got all up in her monkey last night."
by Dave800 July 17, 2006
One of the three primary ingredients of a good game.
Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas
by Bumbleflid June 17, 2003

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