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Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher 

someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum
i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.

twat faced mong 

1.the insult to end all insults.

2. meaning a pregnant fish faced mental patient
will you twat faced mong get away from the tv
twat faced mong by corpseman May 13, 2005

mong face puffer fish

An ungly, stupid person that resembles a fish
You mong face puffer fish.

Mong Face 

When someone is being morose because they haven't got their own way they often pull a face and lip like a sulky Downs Syndrome

"Why can't I have it"?

"because you can't, and you can take that Mong Face off as well"!
Mong Face by APPLEBY-QUOTES January 16, 2009

Mongface 

1. A person whose face is "monged" i.e. a very weird looking person.
2. A website that shows a man inserting a telephone into his anus. A grossout website similar in content to websites such as meatspin and lemonparty.
1. Look at Joe Cole, he is a mongface.
2. That man is performing a mongface ritual with the telephone reciever.
Mongface by Dj otzi February 15, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026