i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.
1. A person whose face is "monged" i.e. a very weird looking person.
2. A website that shows a man inserting a telephone into his anus. A grossout website similar in content to websites such as meatspin and lemonparty.
1. Look at Joe Cole, he is a mongface.
2. That man is performing a mongface ritual with the telephone reciever.