Mong

Stupid person or retard. Named after Michael "Mong" Hopper.
Oh my god, you're such a little mong!
by Froggy™ November 15, 2005
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Someone that is not right in the head, Very dopey or even someone that has been on drugs that have fucked up there mind.
Example of a mong:
ME: You know I saw your dog fucking your mother today.
MONG: OMFGz0r where I will kill that fucker
ME: Wow your a mong!
MONG: What?
ME: Exactly
by fazza11 March 31, 2010
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When one gets fucked from the back whilst bent over giving the other male a blowjob felatio. A girl, (or boy depending) is bent over. Two males are on either side of this person. On one end, a male is fucking a girl in the vagina or ass, while she gives the male on the other side a blowjob. During all of this, they push the girls body back and forth so she has to expell no effort. So, its like a dirty threesome.
"Dude, me and Kyle totally monged her the other night"
"The one with the drawn on eyebrows?"
"Yeah, wanna mong?"
by Taraaaaaa September 10, 2006
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Similar to the revealing undergarment women wear called thongs, a Mong is a Man-Thong.
Hey Bro, remember that one time when we went to the beach with your Mom and got drunk in our Mongs and I made out with your Grandma?
by Michaelo Casselo February 04, 2014
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Mong = Wandering around their local town/suburb completely smashed off their face on various substances. Aka being a rarted fuckwit
“Ye mate I was jus wanderin round town fucked of my face, jus bein an absolute Mong cunt aye.”
by Mong cunt 421 April 22, 2018
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Mong = Wandering around their local town/suburb completely smashed off their face on various substances. Aka being a rarted fuckwit.
Today I was walking around just fucking smashed off a bottle o sav, jus bein an absolute Mong cunt aye.
by Mong cunt 421 April 22, 2018
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It's generally considered to be a person of low intelligence and poor personal hygiene and ugly like a dropped pie. A perfect example of a Mong is Isabelle zeva
That dog turd look s like a Mong as in that dog turd basically fits all the criteria to be issabelle zeva
by funkoar October 01, 2017
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