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An action of doing nothing due to a general lack of cerebral and physical ability usually caused by a big weekend and lack of sleep. This action can be brought about quicker by a joint or two.
After that festival we just monged.

I can't wait to mong after this.

Similar: Chill, relax, phase out.
by Tech-Noir May 23, 2005
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Originally used in veiled reference to the Coolest Guy on Earth; just as in Jewish scriptures, it is forbidden to reveal the true name of such an omnipotent deity.

Common usage is now to denote an individual whom one believes to be a thin shadow of the true Mong, a small fragment of the greatest being in existence. It is an extreme honor and privilege to be awarded this title; only the best and bravest in any given culture will ever recieve it.
Dude...you're...Mong!

Only Mong could complete such a task.
by MONG April 28, 2004
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Stupid person who thinks that mong is a good word to use to describe an idiot when we already have the word idiot that has served us well for centuries.
I called him a mong, that makes me a mong myself....
by yahweh1234567890 June 07, 2011
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a man thong or a thong that a man might wear
eww his mong was poka dottted
by nat March 06, 2005
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Mong means either:
1. idiotic person
2. putrid smell
3. to laze around in a lazy manner
4. when somethings rather bad...
1. 'You're such a Mong!'
2. 'your perfume Mongs woman!'
3. 'Shall we go Mong somwhere?'
4. 'By jove mother, yopur cooking MONGS!'
by KingJen July 28, 2004
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The stuff that comes out of a dead pregnant woman's box when you push down on her gut.
Yo eat mong, bitch...
You're mong...
by Rip Ride July 06, 2006
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That mong is so cute!
by Neostar April 16, 2013
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