Stupid person who thinks that mong is a good word to use to describe an idiot when we already have the word idiot that has served us well for centuries.
I called him a mong, that makes me a mong myself....
by yahweh1234567890 June 07, 2011
"Mong is the stuff that comes out when you push down on a pregnant woman's stomach."

- Southpark: Season 3, Episode 17, "World Wide Recorder Concert"

- A New York boy defines this word for our favorite four youngsters from Southpark, Colorado. Cartman came up with the word "mong" to call out the kids from New York, b/c they believed it was NOT a word.
My mom is so pregnant that when I sat on her tummy, mong came out of her like Niagara Falls.
by Misamore December 27, 2010
A way to tell somebody, "SUCK MY DICK"
(you must make a popping noise with your mouth while saying it)
by sk8foeva26 November 08, 2010
A man thong. Like the mankini, but worn underneath normal clothing. Usually very uncomfortable.
Girl 1: Did that guy have a wedgie or what?!
Girl 2: I think he was wearing a mong
Girl 1: *Shudders*
by shish-kebab June 30, 2009
The sexiest two people you could ever imagine to walk the earth aka mongyiswhatweaimfor and shouldvemongedalready:

People cannot resist their majestic prowess and often bow down to the ground and kiss their feet just to touch a single strand of their incredible aura.
I mong you.

I'm goina mong you right now!
by Yessums June 23, 2009
male by gender, looks,acts female
fuckin stupid mong you made me look
by 98253104 February 15, 2009
Used when you have nothing to do or just want to have a lasy day somewere
Dude a think am just gonna have a mong day
by VAMOS08 February 04, 2009

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