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8.
another word for spastic or retard some other ways of saying this would be
mongathon monghead ect...
aaron: tom what you doing later?
tom: i dont know yet gunna go watch barbie
aaron: shut up tom you mong
by Waggers January 10, 2009
 
9.
Mong could be a word used to substitue other words. It could act as a pronoun, noun, adjective, verb, gerund, anything! Mong could be the most flexible word there is.
"I just monged another Soduko!!!"
"Why are you being such a mong??"'
"Hey, hows it monging?"
"Dude, that is so mong!"
"Mong loose!"
"Wow, he just threw up! He's such a monger."
by idee93 August 16, 2011
 
10.
The feminist movement of 2011. The word mong is fairly hard to define because it can only be truly understood and appreciated by feminists. The word mong refers to silly boys who are obsessed with the bro-code.
Ben: "I love cock"
Sean: "richhhh"
Mia: "your such a mong sean"
by feminist 4 lyf ** May 05, 2011
 
11.
a mong is short for a mongol not the people native to mongolia but the people who are native to the dustbin these people are annoyingly stupid
tony"my brother matt is such a mong"
Sam"why"
tony"he put lettuce in his ear"

sam"my book is mongified i dropped acid on it in science"
tony" omg there is only half of it!"
by wonder woman February 09, 2004
 
12.
thong for men, man panties, da-na da-na's *superman style underwear*, etc...
"hey man your dog is chewin up your ol lady's panties"
"fuck those ain't hers those are mine!!"
"what... you rock a mong are you serious!?!?"
by diz-lamic September 02, 2011
 
13.
Adam Smale
your motor bike is shit you mong!
by cashbusters August 19, 2011
 
14.
a joe bowen
youre such a mong
by ihfuytdjhyjhy July 24, 2011