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mongsex
A shortened version of the Shakespearian insult 'fish monger' from Hamlet directed at Polonius. There is debate to what the original meaning was but it usually donates to the nature of the fishmongers of the time who were money grabbing, corrupt, stereotypically simple and of low moral fiber. So mong generally refers to a despicable and or stupid person.

(Disclaimer: this is not a stab at anybody associated with the fishing industry. it is just an interpretation of another mans writing and opinions)
"you complete and utter Mong"
"You can't stick that there, you mong!"
by Kaiser_Sma August 26, 2004
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mongsex
verb "to mong"

to be in a deep state of relaxed wakefulness, often induced by the excessive use of alcohol or drugs.
"I've drank bare already, I need to mong"
by Kirkham November 21, 2003
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mongname
an insult to somebody who is acting stupid or annoying
your pissing me off mong!
by hol October 29, 2004
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mongname
Descriptive noun. Short form of mongoloid.
Someone suffering mental handicap. Particularly Joey Deacon.
Precursor to meng, ming, minger q.v.
Passive racist term.
You mong.
by Richie December 11, 2003
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Mongsex
To relax, chill out, 'veg' out, do nothing of importance or use but purely to rest body & mind.

I'm absoloutely exhausted so I wont come out tonight, I'll just stay in & mong.
by anodenzyme August 19, 2006
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Mongsex
Short for mongrel. A term usually used to describe someone who goes off with your ex boyfriend the minute you split up. At the same time she is also a 0 rating on the stunning scale and can often look like a ugly dog or horse. The mong also tends to buzz off presents you bought the ex, unknown to her.
How did you break up?
Oh he went off with a mong.
A Mong?
Yes, apparently a dog was let loose out of the kennels.
by scoopdapoop June 19, 2011
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mongsex
See mongoloid. Can also be applied to the state people get into after heavy amounts of intoxicating substances.
You are a stupid fucking mong.
I am completely fucked, I'm such a mong.
by Bob February 05, 2003
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