My grandma just kicked it, and I just inheirited all her money!
by IM IN DA MONEY July 8, 2003
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Something we all like to spend and some like to save.
Person 1: hey do you have any money?

Person 2: nope I spent it all

Person 1: What about you?

Person 3: yes I do but im saving it!
by daileyd22 July 22, 2011
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A possession that is directly proportional to the amount of problems one has
Guy- "Damn Steve, you got a lot of money!"
Steve- "Yeah, well, I also have a lot of problems. Thanks for bringing it up."
by Benjabibble January 7, 2009
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The only thing you cannot buy.
- I thought you couldn't buy love?
- Yes you can, I love money.
by zacon November 29, 2003
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The thing we wish we all had
Tom: I wish I had money
Sally: yeah bih you ain’t gettin none
by Thiccer than oatmeal April 1, 2018
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i do not understand the concept of money. money isn’t real it’s just paper that the people in charge tell us that it matters and it actually has value but it doesn’t. “bUt deema moNey is valuable because without it you caNt eat” SHUT THE FUCK UP. it only matters because of capitalism and the money system that we as humans use. food, water, houses, clothes, and stuff that we use for hygiene should all be free because these are all basic necessities for living. we don’t need to PAY to eat. why should we work for food? we shouldn’t. we’re all playing pretend and the big and rich people make the rules that we “need” to follow- deema waleed @deema.alawadhi
Money is so imPorTant and ValuAblE

No bitch it’s just paper.
by Lonleyteddybear November 11, 2020
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