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Moisturizersex (-0.709)
A substance that is used to hydrate skin (especially the face) that comes in a cream, gel, or oil. Good if used after cleansing, or when the air is dry.
Selina: "EW! Your face is fucking disgusting, it's like flaking everywhere!"

Anna: "=( I know, I need to use more moisturizer..."
by Anna! =) December 01, 2009
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moisturizerdrugs (-0.930)
n. Storm large enough to flood one's basement, innundate the streets etc. Useful as a general term since it eliminates the need to specify hurricane, tidal wave, typhoon etc.

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Better take everything out of your basement and move your car to higher ground. There's going to be a moisturizer tomorrow.

Oh, I don't know. I think I'll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.
by gnostic1 November 09, 2012
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