any female (or girl if you will) who will blow just about anyone
Also, any girl who simply loves to suck d*ck like a grimey whore.
Note: Blow pigs can be sloppy, overweight, AND/OR ugly BUT when getting a BJ, especially from an experienced blow-pig, WHO REALLY CARES ANYWAY!!
Guy 1: Yo dude, check that girl out over there, she looks like a real blow pig!
Guy 2: Yeah man, i bet she guzzles buckets of cum in her spare time. You can tell shes just asking for that guy to stick his d*ck in her mouth.
Guy 1: F*ck yeah.
|2.||f my v|
an abbreviated version of basically saying "f*ck you." this can often be used as a comeback to "s my d" (an abbreviated version of suck my d*ck)
Dylan: yo, s my d
Erica: you know what? f my v!
F*cking Long Island D*ck
A preppy, pretentious a$$ hole. Someone who talks about Lacrosse-Soccer and Hacky Sack.
A person, who wears Pastel Colored shirts, has a ton of plaid clothing and yet always has sloppy looking hair.
A person at a bar who checks the LIRR Train schedule constantly, as if it is going to change.
Duke University is full of F.L.I.D
Dorian’s on the Upper East Side is the home of the F.L.I.D
"Look at that Frat guy pissing on that persons car, What an A$$hole. 200% he is from Long Island"
"Yea, I hate F.L.I.Ds they ruin everything.
1. Wants you to role-play like Twilight or True Blood
2. will suck the blood out of a d!ck
3. will eat a girl while she's bleeding
4. Will allow a dude to eat her while she's bleeding
5. Leaves hickies all over your body
Guy 1: I see you had a run in with the Trampire again.
Guy 2: how can you tell?
Guy: DUDE if she can suck a d!ck like she was sucking on your neck you need to introduce us.
another word for aholes, a total d*ck
axle is such a d*ck
|6.||Whip it out|
What you might say when someone tells you to suck their d!ck.
Me: SUCK MY D!CK ALEXIAN
Alexian: WHIP IT OUT
d!ck move (d-i-k moov)
1. A socially unacceptable deed or act.
2. general douchiness
2012 < Latin penileous erectium
Playing that card was a real dick move you son of a b*tch!!!