Moisted 

Wetting of the underwear due to someone scaring someone

Ha Ha did you see that? That kid just got moisted!

Moisted by F**kamackerel103 July 1, 2010

moisted 

A person with particular traits of bitchiness idiocy and extreme lack of ability to think logically or rationally at any time. See "grundle".

ON THE PHONE

"Yo where are you?"
"At the pub, you coming out?"
"Naa, I'll speak to you tomorrow."
"When did you get so moisted?"

moisted by hnri November 3, 2014

Moisted 

Moisted is the past tense word for anything or anybody who has gotten moist or moisty.

You got moisted from my moisture last night.

Moisted by Joe hank December 14, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>You Have Been Moisted Been Have You<.7.9.7.6.> by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 28, 2025

moisteaddison 

the worst fan page to ever exist <3

go kys moisteaddison

moisteaddison by lilly 247 October 12, 2021

moisteras

A spanglish term for very attractive girls who you think you could hook up with.

"Hey Timmie, take a look at those moisteras, let's see what you got".

moisteras by B Wabo April 29, 2008

Moister than an Oyster 

Making someones pu55y so moist that she becomes a watergun or lawn sprinkler.

Mike Dillon makes girls "Moister than an Oyster"

Moister than an Oyster by TwistedTaffy July 15, 2017