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A county where people who have Bar Mitzvahs and live in Potomac give out CamelBacks as party favors for hundred people or so. My home county, public schools call off school TOO much
Person 1: Hey is that some ice I see on that tree over there?
Person 2: CODE RED!!! EVERYONE INSIDE!!! WINTER WEATHER EMERGENCY!!!
by Nick F. January 28, 2004
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I have lived in MoCo my whole life. IT is true...When it snows we have off, when it doesn't we have off, when it might rain next week we have off....And in regards to the people.....
1.No matter how many times a white kid says, "Fa shizzle my nizzle," "What up Dawg?" or "Word my nigger" he aint going to be black
2. You may blast your subs.....but you bought them not stole them so your still white
3. Even if you were fubu and timbs and walk like your cripled....YOUR Still white
4. If you live in Moco ANYWHERE your aint gangsta!
5. You go to Lakeforest Mall......its still less ghetto then ANY mall in DC
by Chris May 05, 2005
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A place where kids whose parents are lawyers or work for the Federal Government can act like thugs and get away with it.

A place where spoiled high schoolers are given Mom and Dad's credit card and new SUV and are told to do whatever they want. The result?

The results range from disrespectful teens who don't understand the value of a dollar, to kids who don't seem phased when they recieve a DUI at the age of 17. These kids know that no matter what the problem, be it a dent in the car, lost cellphone or criminal charge, Mom and Dad will take care of it.

I was born and raised in MoCo but unlike 95% percent of my peers I UNDERSTAND THAT MONEY DOESN'T GROW ON TREES. I attend a university where 70% of our students recieve financial aid. I feel lucky and appreciative that my family is paying out of pocket so that I can have a successful future without having to worry about $50,000 of student loans.

MoCo is truly the land of opportunity, unfortunately most people my age don't appreciate it.
Come to WV, where I go to college, and see how the rest of the world OUTSIDE of the MoCo bubble lives. You'll be shocked.
by WVU2008 November 09, 2007
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A county in Maryland in which one must always bring tennis shoes to party, cause you gonna b runnin from da cops eventually; a county in which peeps roll deep with their wallets even deeper, and where Prep runs shit, period.
Prep senior 1: shit, cops got me runnin from my own damn house!
Prep senior 2:it's aiight we're rich
by titus January 11, 2005
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A place where people know how to spell "ridiculous".
Person who wrote stupid definition:"the most rediculous word that I have ever heard of."
Me:"Hi, i'm not rich and i'm not stuck up, but i DO know how to spell.Thankyouverymuch."
by MoCo pride April 07, 2004
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A county located relatively close to the D.C. Area and includes some of the blackest white people ever conceived on earth. If you are not of above average intelligence, you will most likely begin to emulate black culture around the age of 12, and by 14 you will be a straight up thugged out gangsta, who just happens to live in Olney and isn't actually a gangsta at all. The majority of the white male population in Montgomery County truly belives in their heart of hearts that they are black men, and will do anything to prove so. These activities are including but not limited to the following; smoking obnoxious amounts of weed, drinking until they black out/puke/crash a car, wearing clothes that are clearly 3 sizes too large, driving like morons, speaking like a mentally challenged black person, and saying the word "pilt". The best thing to do is avoid eye contact with these whiggers, because if it is made, the string of words that follows is neither comprehensible nor english. In conclusion, Montgomery County is horrible unless you're rich, and even then, your children will try to act like they're black and poor.
Yo them MoCo bamas be pilt up this junks.
Ey yo it's the MoCo Po!
Yo MoCo's gots the finest 13 year old bitches.
by Gregory Lipshits April 14, 2005
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County in Central Maryland, bordering Washington D.C. Full of many rich people that wish they actually lived in the ghetto. Someone, please tell them to stop posing. There are some ghetto areas, of course, but the county tries its best not to let other people know. Montgomery county supposedly has great schools, but they're just puffed up. They just have the money to get better computers, that's all.
MoCo Kid: Yo yo whaddup dawg?! West Bethesda, yo!
PGCounty Kid: *smack* Your mom drives a mercedes to pick up the mail. You are NOT in the ghetto.
by Jaden<3 September 10, 2005
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