Montgomery County, a Maryland county on the edge of D.C.. It's just about the most diverse place in the entire country and has arguably the best school system. It ranges from working class all the way to extremely wealthy and everything in between. You'll know the wealthy when you see them because the kids look ghetto then you see their mom pull up in an Audi. Don't listen to anybody saying the county's ghetto, that's just the schoolkid wangsters trying to act like they've even seen one when in reality they're just looking at a decent working class neighborhood. If you don't play lacrosse you know too many people who do. Overall, a pretty nice place as long you don't stay too long and don't run into all the wannabes, and can stand said wannabes making a racket drag racing all damn night. Seriously, there's not a time you can wake or a place you can go and not hear that din of the roads. Just keep in mind: don't expect a single turn signal and do not put the old bay on the fries, whatever they say. It's fucking disgusting.
P1: I went to MoCo, it was pretty nice but nobody will shut the fuck up.
P2: Yeah, just don't stay there too long. You'll go crazy.
by QueenMaxine April 9, 2019
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County in Central Maryland, bordering Washington D.C. Full of many rich people that wish they actually lived in the ghetto. Someone, please tell them to stop posing. There are some ghetto areas, of course, but the county tries its best not to let other people know. Montgomery county supposedly has great schools, but they're just puffed up. They just have the money to get better computers, that's all.
MoCo Kid: Yo yo whaddup dawg?! West Bethesda, yo!
PGCounty Kid: *smack* Your mom drives a mercedes to pick up the mail. You are NOT in the ghetto.
by Jaden<3 September 10, 2005
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The best county in the world! Where Blake H.S is the ruler of this shit town and fuck all u Sherweed plp out there who think there all cool!
Blake rules this MoCo so FU!!!
by yea October 23, 2004
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County run by Springbrook, so please don't hate
Daaammnn! Springbrook got Blake, BCC, Churchill, AND Whitman on their knees beggin for more?
by bossplaya April 13, 2005
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1. bcc, blake, springbrook, and churchill all suck!... when u actually win a state championship in football, then maybe u run the shit. But, for now Northwest runs the shit considering the are 2005 champs bitches. So unless u have a reason for your claim, then dont be making false claims. Northwest is the only school out there runnin this shit and it will always be that way.
2. MOCO is the only county in the nation with the ghetto and a country club within 2 miles of eachother. it also includes school sytems that try to make stupid minorities look smarter by changing the grading system... it doesnt work they are all stupid. and it is the only county in which every party has more guys than girls... other than that its just a plain old county! haha sike!
confused white girl: i wanna meet a gangsta ass white boy!
unanimous white person: lets go to MOCO, everybody living in a 3000 square foot home in the suburbs of germantown thinks they are ghetto!
by K$$$ September 10, 2005
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The most dangerous peepz... ha... Maybe got the money, but all talk... Bullshi*t...? Right on... Coolest place on earth...
by RosCoE Mc December 6, 2003
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Moravian College, term used by students of Moravian College
Also used to describe Moravian Campus Police Force
MoCo is a small college, almost like a public high school except that you have to pay for it, and live there.
by Douglas West November 29, 2005
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