1. One of the most affluent counties in the country. Once in the top 5 overall wealthiest, now ranks at number 11. Although over 90% of households in the county are well above the national average yearly income, there are several areas in the eastern side of the county which are below the national average(Silver Spring, Kensington, Montgomery Village, and Wheaton). MoCo also has areas which boast average individual incomes over $86,000/yr. Putting the cities of Olney, Bethesda, and Potomac in the top 200 highest average idividual income in the nation, with a population over 10,000.
A recent study by MSN has shown that in order to live the lifestyle that a $100,000/yr would provide the average American, you would need to make more that $150,000/yr. Putting MoCo in the top 3% in the nation.
by Mikey Jackman December 11, 2006
A county within the state of Maryland that has a liitle bit of every culture from the "ghetto" areas in wheaton ,kensington and silver spring to the multi-million dollar mansions and homes of diplomats doctors and lawyers of potomac. kids in moco start smoking weed in middle school and by freshman year are usually selling it to make money. most MoCo kids usually can also out drink college seniors by the age of 15. this county has a little bit of everything from the rich kids in Potomac who attend Churchill high school in their bmw's who go have all night ragers at mansions too kids who atend einstien who have most likely repeated several years and have several arrests on their record
me: hey brah you fuckin wit that party around my way in MoCo later?
out of state kid: wtf are you saying??
me:calm your tits
out of state kid: wtf are you saying??
me:calm your tits
by bluedreamin August 8, 2012
MoCo = Montgomery County, Maryland
MoCo is the only place in the world where almost everyone thinks theyre black and gangsta, blasting fifty-cent mainstream rap and think they're the shit, even though they're driving a benz or beamer which their millionare parents bought them. MoCo is the only place in the world where people drive around Potomac and Bethesda to look at big houses. MoCo is the only place where all the gangstas and wannabe gangstas drink and blaze and kill each other in drunk driving accidents, and where all the uptown girls (Northwest, Seneca Valley, Whitman, Walter Johnson, QO, Churchill) have sex like they're drinking water. Where everyone thinks souping their car means installing oversized mufflers and hub-cap spinners on minivans. It's the only place where you can go from the hood to hollywood in 10 minutes and where people get killed at high school football games. Its the only place where cops are on your dick 24/7 and you better be ready to run from them when they bust your party this weekend.
Basically, MoCo is the shit.
MoCo is the only place in the world where almost everyone thinks theyre black and gangsta, blasting fifty-cent mainstream rap and think they're the shit, even though they're driving a benz or beamer which their millionare parents bought them. MoCo is the only place in the world where people drive around Potomac and Bethesda to look at big houses. MoCo is the only place where all the gangstas and wannabe gangstas drink and blaze and kill each other in drunk driving accidents, and where all the uptown girls (Northwest, Seneca Valley, Whitman, Walter Johnson, QO, Churchill) have sex like they're drinking water. Where everyone thinks souping their car means installing oversized mufflers and hub-cap spinners on minivans. It's the only place where you can go from the hood to hollywood in 10 minutes and where people get killed at high school football games. Its the only place where cops are on your dick 24/7 and you better be ready to run from them when they bust your party this weekend.
Basically, MoCo is the shit.
Guy 1: I've got the magic stick!
Guy 2: Man, You're such a Gangster! Only G's blast 50 Cent in their Beamers!
Guy 3: I'd rather live in HoCo.
Guy 4: Not even. MoCo runs Maryland. what the fuck is HoCo. fucking queers.
Guy 2: Man, You're such a Gangster! Only G's blast 50 Cent in their Beamers!
Guy 3: I'd rather live in HoCo.
Guy 4: Not even. MoCo runs Maryland. what the fuck is HoCo. fucking queers.
by Paint Branch Runs it June 9, 2006
County in MD where schools get cancelled just by thinking about snow, there's ghettos and farms and rich people crammed in one place, everyone has that damn Maryland crab bumper sticker, everyone goes to Ocean Shitty over the summer, and cops are constantly up your ass at any party no matter how far deep in the woods you are. moco is the only relevant county in MD except maybe PG. Moco has top ranking schools too
by harto August 24, 2016
I have lived in MoCo my whole life. IT is true...When it snows we have off, when it doesn't we have off, when it might rain next week we have off....And in regards to the people.....
1.No matter how many times a white kid says, "Fa shizzle my nizzle," "What up Dawg?" or "Word my nigger" he aint going to be black
2. You may blast your subs.....but you bought them not stole them so your still white
3. Even if you were fubu and timbs and walk like your cripled....YOUR Still white
4. If you live in Moco ANYWHERE your aint gangsta!
5. You go to Lakeforest Mall......its still less ghetto then ANY mall in DC
2. You may blast your subs.....but you bought them not stole them so your still white
3. Even if you were fubu and timbs and walk like your cripled....YOUR Still white
4. If you live in Moco ANYWHERE your aint gangsta!
5. You go to Lakeforest Mall......its still less ghetto then ANY mall in DC
by Chris May 6, 2005
A county in Maryland in which one must always bring tennis shoes to party, cause you gonna b runnin from da cops eventually; a county in which peeps roll deep with their wallets even deeper, and where Prep runs shit, period.
Prep senior 1: shit, cops got me runnin from my own damn house!
Prep senior 2:it's aiight we're rich
Prep senior 2:it's aiight we're rich
by titus January 12, 2005
A place where kids whose parents are lawyers or work for the Federal Government can act like thugs and get away with it.
A place where spoiled high schoolers are given Mom and Dad's credit card and new SUV and are told to do whatever they want. The result?
The results range from disrespectful teens who don't understand the value of a dollar, to kids who don't seem phased when they recieve a DUI at the age of 17. These kids know that no matter what the problem, be it a dent in the car, lost cellphone or criminal charge, Mom and Dad will take care of it.
I was born and raised in MoCo but unlike 95% percent of my peers I UNDERSTAND THAT MONEY DOESN'T GROW ON TREES. I attend a university where 70% of our students recieve financial aid. I feel lucky and appreciative that my family is paying out of pocket so that I can have a successful future without having to worry about $50,000 of student loans.
MoCo is truly the land of opportunity, unfortunately most people my age don't appreciate it.
A place where spoiled high schoolers are given Mom and Dad's credit card and new SUV and are told to do whatever they want. The result?
The results range from disrespectful teens who don't understand the value of a dollar, to kids who don't seem phased when they recieve a DUI at the age of 17. These kids know that no matter what the problem, be it a dent in the car, lost cellphone or criminal charge, Mom and Dad will take care of it.
I was born and raised in MoCo but unlike 95% percent of my peers I UNDERSTAND THAT MONEY DOESN'T GROW ON TREES. I attend a university where 70% of our students recieve financial aid. I feel lucky and appreciative that my family is paying out of pocket so that I can have a successful future without having to worry about $50,000 of student loans.
MoCo is truly the land of opportunity, unfortunately most people my age don't appreciate it.
Come to WV, where I go to college, and see how the rest of the world OUTSIDE of the MoCo bubble lives. You'll be shocked.
by WVU2008 November 9, 2007