When you poop in your hand and shape it into a mitten and give someone a handjob.
I cant believe that bitch gave me a mittens.
by Philosophically March 11, 2011
a very pro priest back in Nothing Personal that left a mark on everybody in the guild
mittens once said, "i prefer beetle borgs over power rangers."
by sicariusroguelawl July 10, 2008
Old time hockey slang for hockey gloves. Used to describe old hockey equiptment, or sound old-time describing new equiptment.
Hey Martin, let's grab our lumber so we know how it feels in our new pair of mittens.
by oldtimepuck April 29, 2005
Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.

Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup
Man: get over here and have a mitten
Woman: the couch?
by dogga November 30, 2005
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