A person that does not own a cell phone and that also does not appreciate when someone tries to be the bigger person. Also known as an overall failure at life with poor looks and no sense of humor. With a pinch of femininity and a dash of stupidity, Mitches only like the company of garden gnomes and propelling things up anuses.
Caution: remove all gnomes from the neighborhood - some stupid Mitch has been seen lurking.
An amazing person who is sexy. He is really funny and is guaranteed to tease you a lot but it's funny.He can be an idiot . You can count on them to make you laugh and make you happy. A mitch is the most special person ever.