A person that does not own a cell phone and that also does not appreciate when someone tries to be the bigger person. Also known as an overall failure at life with poor looks and no sense of humor. With a pinch of femininity and a dash of stupidity, Mitches only like the company of garden gnomes and propelling things up anuses.
Caution: remove all gnomes from the neighborhood - some stupid Mitch has been seen lurking.
Quit being such a Mitch
One of the coolest, if not the coolest human-created names to ever grace this planet. Almost every single person with this Godly-gift of a name has pure awesomness coursing through their blood.
John: Did you see that guy Mitch?
Bill: I sure as hell did, that guy is wicked awesome.
A super SEXY guy with a huge PENIS. The ladies love him.
wow...that dude is such a Mitch
A cheeseburger eating beast
Damn that mitch can throw down cheeseburgers!
a male bitch, someone who loves to get others in trouble to draw attention the to themselves.
Dude, quit being such a Mitch.
Don't be a Mitch and run tell Mom you caught me smoking
A person who makes very corny yet surprisingly clever jokes
wow your very mitch like
An amazing person who is sexy. He is really funny and is guaranteed to tease you a lot but it's funny.He can be an idiot . You can count on them to make you laugh and make you happy. A mitch is the most special person ever.
What's your name.... Mitch:D
Mitch Is A Name For Super Awesome People
Dude 1 - Did You See That Guy
Dude 2 - He Was So Mitch