A person that does not own a cell phone and that also does not appreciate when someone tries to be the bigger person. Also known as an overall failure at life with poor looks and no sense of humor. With a pinch of femininity and a dash of stupidity, Mitches only like the company of garden gnomes and propelling things up anuses.
Caution: remove all gnomes from the neighborhood - some stupid Mitch has been seen lurking.
Quit being such a Mitch