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A person that does not own a cell phone and that also does not appreciate when someone tries to be the bigger person. Also known as an overall failure at life with poor looks and no sense of humor. With a pinch of femininity and a dash of stupidity, Mitches only like the company of garden gnomes and propelling things up anuses.
Caution: remove all gnomes from the neighborhood - some stupid Mitch has been seen lurking.

Quit being such a Mitch
by celeste2008 April 07, 2008
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One of the coolest, if not the coolest human-created names to ever grace this planet. Almost every single person with this Godly-gift of a name has pure awesomness coursing through their blood.
John: Did you see that guy Mitch?
Bill: I sure as hell did, that guy is wicked awesome.
by Cheechy Chong October 11, 2008
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A super SEXY guy with a huge PENIS. The ladies love him.
wow...that dude is such a Mitch.
by abc easy as 123 March 21, 2009
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a male bitch, someone who loves to get others in trouble to draw attention the to themselves.
Dude, quit being such a Mitch.

Don't be a Mitch and run tell Mom you caught me smoking
by Megan's Fiver June 09, 2010
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A cheeseburger eating beast
Damn that mitch can throw down cheeseburgers!
by xSOLECOLLECTORx January 18, 2009
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A person who makes very corny yet surprisingly clever jokes
wow your very mitch like
by monkeysomethingone April 26, 2009
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A man, who is a bitch.
---Hey, look at that dude over there getting flipped on by that chick!
--Ha, yeah what a mitch.

---Why are you so mitchy today?

---You son of a mitch!

---That kid just got mitched by that guy.

---You dudes are a bunch of little mitches.
by Ross-ome May 04, 2010
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Mitch Is A Name For Super Awesome People
Dude 1 - Did You See That Guy
Dude 2 - He Was So Mitch
by MeIThinks June 13, 2009
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