The masculine form of the word Bitch. Man bitch
Tony quit being a Mitch and go help Paulina with the pizza!
by Dat_Dude_Dup February 05, 2014
a boys name. or a word for bitch but directed at a male, it is a mix of the words male and bitch. it is a word used a lot in the tv show Real husbands of Hollywood.
guy 1: "Dude did you hear what that guy did? he totally snitched on you to the principal!"
guy 2: "yea I know he's such a weak ass mitch!! he better not open his mouth again or I'm gonna beat his ass!"
by skullcandybabe January 11, 2015
The worst most annoying fuckboy in the hole goddamn world.
Look at that kid he is a Mitch.
by Coolestbitchontheblock January 04, 2015
Term used to describe a female MIT student, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are undeniably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good time.
Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Luke: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Holly: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.

Karen: I'll be fine as long as my MITch(es) love me!
by anywaffles March 23, 2014
Term used to describe female MIT students, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are unbelievably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good tim
Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Guy #1: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Lucas: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.
by eniwaffles March 20, 2014
(Verb) Other forms: Mitched, Mitching. Originally coined for the action of instantaneously destroying a multimillion dollar system then immediately leaving ground zero. Now commonly used to describe general screw ups or mistakes.

Synonyms: fucked up, JJ smash, destroyed, obliterated, holy fuck what did you do?!?!
'Wow, JJ really mitched this project up'
by Bradtacular May 10, 2013
A term used to call any object, animate or inanimate, that is smaller than it normally is
Jay's new camera is a mitch. It's smaller than an apple!
by Talerman October 19, 2014

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