A politically correct term for bitch in the military
Sheriff bill is being a real mitch today
by dirtboy June 19, 2014
A short, stout midget who enjoys eating jello cake on the weekends and watching porn with his father.
"Mitch!" Get your hands off my wiener!
by DruDJA December 13, 2013
(Verb) Other forms: Mitched, Mitching. Originally coined for the action of instantaneously destroying a multimillion dollar system then immediately leaving ground zero. Now commonly used to describe general screw ups or mistakes.

Synonyms: fucked up, JJ smash, destroyed, obliterated, holy fuck what did you do?!?!
'Wow, JJ really mitched this project up'
by Bradtacular May 10, 2013
Term used to describe female MIT students, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are unbelievably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good tim
Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Guy #1: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Lucas: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.
by eniwaffles March 20, 2014
A hybrid of the words man and bitch is used to describe a manly dude who is also sensitive. Unlike a metro sexual a Mitch retains his masculinity by having an unkempt facial hair situation, and sometimes wears flannel but is also artistic and in touch with his deep inner feelings. The Mitch retains his dude ness by not talking about these feelings and refuses to wash his dirty face. He is sexually liberated, he is a feminist, an artist, and either owns one or one hundred pairs of shoes.
That Mitch smells like dirt but speeks like a college professor, did you see him save that baby bird while we were out hunting elk?
by Audy6 October 02, 2013
Doing a 'mitch' is the act of sniping on someones love interest.
Person 1: I really like this guy.
Person 2: Aw that is cool.
Shortly followed by person 2 making a move on the guy...thus doing a mitch.
by Mitchieboo101 September 15, 2013
The strangest boy walking down the street. He lives with his best friend and spends most of his time as an asshole. he tends to be proud of this fact and is very upfront about it. he comes across as someone who's made bad choices but he's doing what he can to make better ones. he has this girl and she doesnt deserve him at all. he has his moments when he's the nicest person you'll ever meet. it's these moments that makes his girl smile. he wakes her up and says good night. he's genuine and outspoken. very fun, funky, and humorous. sometimes he sports glitter but thats okay, his gf did it. over all, Mitch is a good guy and people tend to over look it. if you see a Mitch, he's worth getting to know.
Girl 1: Hey who's that guy...?
Girl 2: Oh that's Mitch. he's adorable. you'll love him.
by the little mermaid 42195 January 13, 2012

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