It's the opposite of a Mexican Stand Off. In a Minnesota Mild Off, participants come to an impasse become either no one has strong feelings or they're unwilling to voice them.
"Hey guys, what should we get for dinner tonight?"
"I'm easy"
"I had pizza yesterday, so maybe not that?"
"Oh, I ate earlier so I'll just have something small. You guys choose."
And so we came to a Minnesota Mild Off on the notoriously difficult topic of what food should we eat.
"I'm easy"
"I had pizza yesterday, so maybe not that?"
"Oh, I ate earlier so I'll just have something small. You guys choose."
And so we came to a Minnesota Mild Off on the notoriously difficult topic of what food should we eat.
by Marshall_Eriksen December 15, 2020
An act performed at the climax of penetration of any orifice. The male pulls out, pulls the females hair/head back, and vigoursly ejaculates on her face whilst shaking his hips and her head; creating a fresh, snowfall appearance upon the the face and chest."
"Dude, last night I met up with Nikki and yada yada whoopty whoop... By the end of it, I hit her with a Minnesota Snow Globe!"
by LoSGaReBeAr April 26, 2023
by Hawksinger November 2, 2019
The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.
by SHZOMan July 18, 2022
by nicfila69 March 3, 2020
The Minnesota Vikings are the best team in the NFC. Their team is lead by a fucktard known as Brad Chilress.
by Aperson633 June 6, 2018