Skip to main content

minnesota mustache 

When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache
It was so cold up at the lake that Sven unknowingly wore his Minnesota Mustache for two days in a row.
minnesota mustache mug front
Get the minnesota mustache mug.
See more merch

minnesota mustache 

When a group of men in Minnesota are out ice fishing and one of the men falls asleep, the other men then proceed to ejaculate into a solo cup, they then drag the sleeping man outside into the below zero degree weather and pour the semen onto his upper lip causing it to freeze; creating the Minnesota Mustache
That was classic when we gave Frank a Minnesota Mustache. The doctors say the frostbite from all the jizz on his lip was the reason they had to cut it off.

Minnesota Mustache 

Like a Dirty Sanchez but you gotta root a little farther North
I had a Minnesota Mustache last week, my girlfriend is still smelling that shit!
Minnesota Mustache by Hawksinger November 1, 2019

Minnesota Moustache 

The act of one man placing his penis on another man's upper lip.
"My favorite movie was Bladerunner."
"Thats it I'm going to give you a Minnesota Moustache."