6 definitions by SHZOMan

Booty Bagel

A pastry originated in southern America, shaped like a bagel. Composed of dingleberries, shit streaks chiseled straight out of the toilet bowl, diarrhea, bowel clippings, and seasoned with ass shavings. With a hint of tangy, and a blast of nuttiness, the perfect breakfast to accompany your JungleJizzJam.

Nate was starving, so he made and ate a booty bagel to satisfy his hunger.

by SHZOMan January 9, 2022

SHZOMtastic

A person, place, thing, or idea of utter perfection.

This Wafflestomping session was SHZOMtastic!

by SHZOMan January 9, 2022

Manhattan Hashbrown

When a man/woman fills each of their internal organs to maximum capacity with a combination of shit, pickled umbilical cords, needles found on the streets of San Francisco, and roadkill.

Me and my buddies witnessed the most beautiful Manhattan Hashbrown during the game.

by SHZOMan July 18, 2022

JungleJizzJam

A jam or jelly containing the steaming semen of every jungle animal.

Annabelle is scouring the jungle for a jar of JungleJizzJam

by SHZOMan January 9, 2022

Asshogging

The divine process of gluing any pork product to the rim of the rectum/Stuffing a pelt of hog hide into the ass, patterning the anal cavity to replicate that of a wild boar.

After the successful hunt, Todd and Roger began asshogging.

by SHZOMan January 9, 2022

Minnesota Bacon

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.

Minnesota bacon

by SHZOMan July 18, 2022