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Milton is a suburb under boston, and its the least Suburban Suburb i have ever seen in my life. The West Side is almost all black and the East Side is all Irish.

The girls in Milton are fine. They are all slutty and classy but not snobby.

Alot of people think Milton is Rich and snobby but thats only certain areas, and you won't hear of thos kids because they go to private schools cuz they are pussies.

Southie and milton have a great relationship, i dont know why but they do. There's alot of dating and friendship among them.

The Quincy kids don't really like Milton. But everyone hates Quincy anyways so no one really cares. haha
TOP HANGOUTS IN MILTON:
east milton Square
the high school
the crater
Andrews Park
Cunnigham
Tedeshki
the Milton Food Mart
Kelly Field
drink all day
party all night
Fuck every boy in sight

sluts&Assholes from Milton know what a good time is!
by irishmoflow November 09, 2011
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someone who does something "negative stereotypically black"; a derogitory term for anyone; a word usable by caucasians to describe someone without getting beat up by blacks
Also: variations are milted, milt, tilton, miltify
"This milton in the basketball game last night was wanting to fight anyone who fouled him"

Quit being a milton and talk to me like a normal person
by tilton June 02, 2007
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Milton is more commonly known as "Gods Country". With the highest concentration of Irish people in the country most people proudly represent their heritage by constantly binge drinking. Although most believe South Boston (Southie) or Dorchester have more Irish people it is not true... Most parents are from one of the two towns but as soon as they were able got the hell out of those White Trash cess pools, they did. Milton is also known for its amazing athletes and amazing drinkers, and amazing looking kids. Hey, we're Irish we can't help it.
Milton teams don't rebuilt, they reload.
by calup June 05, 2007
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A town just south of Boston that borders Dorchester, Mattopan, Quincy and Randolf. Milton used to be a really nice town filled with goody-too-shoes and real smart kids. Not the case anymore... the west side of milton has turned rather ghetto, and has almost no white people in it. On the other hand you have East Milton. East Milton is a hangout place, with notable features, such as the Woods, The Square, Dunkies, and Andrews Park. Everyone that lives in East Milton is white Irish, with no acceptions. East milton kids rep their hood. Almost all the people living in East Milton have parents from Dorchester and Southie.

Milton is the most Irish place in the United states, beating Dorchester and Southie.

Milton is big on drugs and drinking. Milton is well known for thier Slutty Girls who can't keep thier legs shut. Also for their Good-looking boys who all end up being Rotten cheaters, who like to play girls then ditch them for Other hoes.

Milton High is ghetto. All the smart boys leave to go to BC high, all the smart girls leave to go to Notre Dame or Urseline.

Milton and quincy have a huge rivalry. Leading to stabbings, and fights almost every weekend.
BOY 1: " Dude, i need a bitch who will suck my cock."

BOY 2: " Lets Hit up Milton."
by queen11 January 03, 2012
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one of the most boring town in the world in MA...blahhh
so where do you live?
-in the middle of nowhere..
ohhh you mean MILTON
-yeah..
by ferrari May 25, 2005
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A small town in between Mississauga and Oakville. More commonly known as Ontario's "hick" or "farm" town, Milton is famous for it's vast fields of emptiness. Hobbies include cow - tipping, pig roasts, and mill pond - cholls. It's also a bit of a romper town. Can't forget to mention our notorious gang ... MTBS! (mil-town-boys)
Chill spots - the skatepark, any coffee place or gym, mill pond, africa, etc..
MTB#1: howdy partner . whats the word for tonight in Milton?
MTB#2: oh garn dolly im not too sure. probably riding my horse down to the good ol' pond and scoppin me out some fish to feed my family through the winter
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Milton

v. The act of going on a pub crawl, consuming little or no food while drinking Heineken, culminating in a spectacular faceplant at the end of the night
Did you see that girl take a Milton last night. Her face was whack!
by techmasterflash2 April 08, 2010
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