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When you take a hit of weed and when you exhale your smoke is very white or "milky" looking. Usually milkiest hits come from bongs but they can be achieved through basically anything including a bowl, pipe, or joint. Milky hits are usually what people like to do smoke tricks with such as smoke rings or ghost inhales.
I took such a milky hit man. My atom bomb was so perfect.
Milky Hit by batman is my bitch December 21, 2010
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Milky Hitler 

When a man ejaculates on a girls upper lip thus giving her a sperm version of Hitler’s mustache.
I gave Jenny a milky hitler last night.
Milky Hitler by DankToaster27 July 17, 2019

Milky Hitter 

A person who fills their bong up with a musky mixture of breast milk and their own semen. The Milky Hitter then proceeds to smoke marijuana out of it, only clearing the hit once the smoke matches the milky whiteness of the bodily fluids within.
“My friend john is what we call a milky hitter, he fills his bong with his wife’s breast milk and busts a wicked load inside of the bong as well. I don’t know how he smokes out of it like that, it’s absurd”

Like a milk float hitting a brick wall

"Philip had been away for three weeks shooting lions in the Serengeti, so when he smashed the life out of me upon his return it was like a milk float hitting a brick wall"

"Good heavens, Ma'am"