milking the cow

(v.) To be openly exploiting a situation for personal gain, at the expense of one's peers and superiors alike.

This person is milking the cow of sympathy, I dislike it when they claim to be so hard-done-by.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Milk The Cow

When a "non-farmer" city guy goes to his room to masturbate.

Hey dude, where you off to? I'm thinking about heading upstairs to milk the cow.

by ma6netic April 8, 2009

milking the cow

when someone sucks some fat bitch's tittys.

Ex1:
Guy1: Holy fuckballs! Rob is milking the cow!
Guy2: Haha no silly, he is just having fun with Mary.

by V-Po January 10, 2006

Milk the cow

To suck titties

This morning I couldn’t get over my girl’s boobies so I had to milk the cow

by Kidswillbekids June 1, 2019

milking the cow

pulling it. masturbating and ejaculating

I was thinking about that girl in studyhall when i was milking the cow last night.

by Richid August 31, 2006

milking a cow

Grabbing and groping a guy's tits named todd

Todd tried milking a cow

by dill doos 12345678910 April 22, 2016

milking the cow

The act of squeezing the tits of the girl you're taking from behind - she's on all fours. See also milking the brown cow if you're doing the girl via the poop-shoot.

I was milking the cow when she asked me to switch from the playground to the garbage dump.

by big_schnasty January 31, 2005