Milking the cow

When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.

I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!

by HawaiianPunch1 February 12, 2023

Milking the cow

The act of a girl jerking a guy off to make him cum while he is laying face down in a netted hammock.

Bob: Where is Katie going?
Jack: Oh that slut got thirsty so she is milking the cow on some stranger in the park.

by JJCCMMT November 12, 2014

Milking the cow

When a man grabs a persons nuts, and in result makes the person ejaculate.

Guy:Awwww damn,thats freaky as hell.

Guy 2:What?

Guy 1:Theres a picture of a guy milking the cow.

Guy 2:Shit man...thats discusting.

by smitth13 February 15, 2011

Milking the cow

When you jizz onto someone's legs then shove the cum back into you penis then cum it out again

Man I really milked the cow last night
ME TOOO!! Milking the cow is fun

by Cool person 5738774 May 20, 2015

milk the cow

Having a guy ejaculate.

Made more famous (recently) by Ludacris' song.

If you hold the head steady I'm a milk the cow.

by sim simma December 3, 2004

milking the cow

When a girl is sucking a guys cock, while pulling on his balls one after the other until he shoots cum repeatedly in her mouth.

I was trying to hold it as long as possible, but when she started milking the cow I just erupted.

by bulletred December 28, 2007

milking the cow

Milking the cow can be used to describe attaining the absolute most from any given situation.

Sometimes called 'milking the cash cow', 'milking the cow' can also be applied to any franchises which continue to drain the public of as much cash as possible and attempt to attach the brand name to absolutely everything, be it cereal, video games, car adverts, tshirts, bedsheets, plush toys, action figures, computer accessories or anything else that would be seemingly unrelated.

my god, i keep seeing The Incredibles everywhere. Pixar are really milking the cow with that one

by Eddybean May 2, 2005