Mikey (J Blige)

Someone who works so damn hard and is so damn good at what they do, it makes you wanna smack yo momma for not having better genetics (and yo poppa, of course).

Maaan, I pulled a Mikey (J Blige) this week, worked 70 hours, finished 4 tracks, cleaned my entire house, filled out my taxes, wrote a newsletter, went out to 3 shows, volunteered at a youth clinic, gave a production lesson, sewed myself some new pants, made my gf dinner, etc. I should probably get some more done.

Mikey (J Blige) by heknowsrealhard January 19, 2017

mickey j 

like a hickey, but on your butt

Guy 1: "I gave her a Mickey j last night"
Guy 2: "so you got some good booty?"
Guy 1: "totally"

mickey j by BobitaLovesBob April 16, 2015

Mike J-Jones 

This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!

Girl: you are such a Mike J-Jones (referring to a persons height)

Mike J-Jones by AinstuLive September 30, 2023

J Mickey 

A Mickey Mouse shirt composed of many colors; worn only by the most prestigious of all human beings.

Thomas is sporting that J Mickey shirt again.

J Mickey by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008

Mikey Big Juggs 

Hey if you don't know you don't know, you just had to be there haha

"This whole situation reminds me so much of Mikey Big Juggs"

Mikey Big Juggs by saturn01 April 22, 2024

joe mikey mapa

1. pseudo-minor Christian celebrity
2. self-professed G.O.A.T.

3. SCC's bff

Oh my goodness! I got my pick signed by a joe mikey mapa.

joe mikey mapa by enneagram4fromslytherin July 27, 2021

Speaker Mike Johnson 

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.

“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”

Speaker Mike Johnson by TK2000 October 28, 2023