A discriminating old guy that is the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch that only wants attractive people to wear his clothes even though he looks hideous.
Mike Jeffries: "I only want attractive people in my stores".
Person: "Then you better get out of your store".
Person: "Then you better get out of your store".
by KX12 May 19, 2014
Get the Mike Jeffriesmug. Mike Jeffries is a crazed anthropomorphic stack of kindling and hymen flesh and who bought into his own hype machine!
by Nude Fontanelle February 6, 2009
Get the Mike Jeffriesmug.