mich

male bich

you mich

by Supprest Pistel October 5, 2018

mich

mich is a KINDA funny people person. who never sleeps during the night and really should . and likes mbti things. and is short.

"mich is so cool."
"mich is meh"

by ppmaika April 22, 2022

fick mich

a simple phrase in German. "Fuck me". Actually the most used sentence in Germany/Austria.

She: "Hey wanna have a drink?"
Him:"Fick mich"
She:"Yeah sure."

by chreezyne August 20, 2018

fick mich

Fuck me

Ahhhh.... Fick mich

by TrueBlue6666 October 31, 2015

driving Mich

verb -

the act of driving in the middle of a road in order to avoid the deer invested jumanji that is Michigan.

rural or urban makes no difference, the deer are indiscriminate killers.

Full term -

driving Michigan

On a late, dimly lit country road in zombie deer territory...

Bob: "Watch out for the deer. I live in Detroit so I have no insurance."
Bill: "I got this, I'm just going to drive Mich."

A late night Fall text conversation...

Ashley: "What's up?"
Liz: "Nothing, just driving Mich. hbu?"
Ashley: "Wait?! You're driving and texting?!?!?"
Liz: "I'm a girl aren't I? lol"

by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013

Mich pike

The second father of the pike family, with a huge dong. Father along with the holy Tim Pike

DAMN, mich pike is lookin manly

by Mich pike December 27, 2018

mich

cap ass mother fucker that thinks her shit doesn’t stink, super fucking pale like that mf from the benchwarmers. you’d think this bitch ain’t never been outside. skin so pale that mf is translucent. you know when she’s drunk cause she fucks in a pool with kids around and scream FR at the top of her lungs. “i like this song fr fr” head ass mf. definitely changes her personality based the pigment of your skin so be prepared if you are not a transluncent fuck nigga like herself. all love and laughs colby morgan

Terrance: Damn are those two mich ass niggas really fucking in a swimming pool?

Deshaun: Damn that’s fucked up fr fr them some mich ass niggas on god

by Colby Morgan August 19, 2019