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michaelwanker 

A guy named Michael that is a Wanker. Very likely to have hairy, sweaty palms. High probability of being a HummerSexual.

Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.
Me: Geez Hairy Palm Guy you are such a MichaelWanker.

Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.

Me: Wow, that was quick.
michaelwanker by thehonkster June 13, 2009

Michael Ward 

Michael Ward likes to dong the ball in football
Michael Ward by BryceMan1321 March 3, 2019

michael ward 

The Coolest Mother Fucker in the world, if you meet a person named Michael Ward jury know you are in the presence of god.

Michael Ward is a name only the worthy can have. Though he may be strange and a bit crazy, he has the best of intentions in heart, and will do anything he can to help others. Has the biggest heart, which means he loves easy, but this is his downfall because he gets hurt.
Knows what he wants,just not how to get it. Overall and awesome person!!!
Hey did you see Michael Ward jump that motorcycle over the Grand Canyon???
michael ward by Pasty119 March 24, 2017

michaelbarker 

just an all around ass hole who nobody likes. he should go to co-op.
guy: wow. do you know michaelbarker?
girl: yeah, i fricking hate that kid.
michaelbarker by alkalinesolo December 25, 2008

Michaelrandolph 

A BRAT WHO CALLS CALEB ENTITLED WITH HYDRO AND CODY HE IS A BULLY
Hydro:"yo michaelrandolph you know Caleb's entitled right"
Michaelrandolph:"yeah he is"
Caleb" NO I AM NOT YOU SRE

Michaelade 

A Michaelade is the kind of guy to bring the drinks to the party.

That fatass who cares too much for others.
Michaelade brought Powerades again.
Michaelade by OmniiVamp June 11, 2021