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2 definitions by thehonkster

A guy named Michael that is a Wanker. Very likely to have hairy, sweaty palms. High probability of being a HummerSexual.

Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.
Me: Geez Hairy Palm Guy you are such a MichaelWanker.

Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.

Me: Wow, that was quick.
by thehonkster June 13, 2009
Noun: A Cunt that clearly is also a wanker.
Wow Michael, you are such a cuntwanker. And you suck at golf.
by thehonkster June 11, 2009