Skip to main content

Michaelan 

a truly amazing girl. she is funny and smart, caring and sweet, outgoing and bubbly, energetic and charismatic. a real happy go lucky person. she is a boy crazy flirt who cant help herself. but she is unlike any other person you know. she is amazingly beautiful. inside and out. she loves her friends to death. she depends on them alot. she makes the most of life and always lives in the moment, thats why everyone wants to be around her. she can make the most boring situation into one of the best, happiest moments of your life, filled with inside jokes and hyperness. she is sophisticated and beautiful. someone you would all want to get with or get to know. but she is not easy. she can be very picky but when she finds something she wants, she is persistent and gets it. she is an amazing person that you would be lucky to know.
Everyone wants to be around a michaelan.

Even if you hate michaelan, you still love her.

I wish i had a michaelan!!
Michaelan by poiulk February 2, 2010
Michaelan mug front
Get the Michaelan mug.
See more merch

michaelwanker 

A guy named Michael that is a Wanker. Very likely to have hairy, sweaty palms. High probability of being a HummerSexual.

Small penis and low stamina. 30 Second Guy at best. Probably has man boobs.
Me: Geez Hairy Palm Guy you are such a MichaelWanker.

Michael: (wanking) Yeah I know...oh..oh..oooh.

Me: Wow, that was quick.
michaelwanker by thehonkster June 13, 2009

reverse Michaelangelo 

A dump so toxic and heinous that it takes paint OFF of walls as opposed to putting it ON walls, like the artist did.
"Dude, after that fish taco? I seriously laid a reverse Michaelangelo up on the can."

dump, shit, defecation

Michaelangelo 

The name of the coolest Ninja Turtle. Wears the orange ascot. Which is surprisingly metro for a ninja. He is obsesssed with pizza and the saying "Kawabungaaahh!" Aside from his frequent use of skateboards and nun chucks, he fails to show us any real skills.

Just do your ninja duties, man.
Leonardo: We were awesome!

Michaelangelo : Bodacious!

Raphael: Bitchin'!

Donatello: Uh...

Michaelangelo: Gnarly!

Leonardo: Radical!

Raphael: Totally tubular, dude!

Michaelangelo: Wicked!

Leonardo: Hellacious!

Donatello: Uh, mega...

Splinter: clears his throat, they all shut up I have always liked... Cowabunga.

Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello: puase COWABUNGA!

Splinter: laughs I made a funny!
Michaelangelo by saramary123 November 10, 2009

michaelanne 

Michaelanne is unique, sometimes serious person. She is very nice and sweet but she can be a bad chick
Michaelanne is so sweet
michaelanne by Klay orhasy December 3, 2017

michaelann 

A chick so sexy she can sport a boy+girl's name and everyone else wishes THEY were named Michaelann. Answers to Mikie, she's just that cool.
Q: Have you seen Pam? R: Pam who? Q: Have you seen Sue? R: Sue who? Have you seen Michaelann? Yes, she is here! Man, what a cool chick...there she is, Hey Mikie!
michaelann by mdcurlgirl February 6, 2010

Michaelmanaging

The well intentioned acts of kindness that drive coworkers mad. Showing up to every call, opening every door, checking every list twice, and other assorted acts of "extra".
"I'm a strong independent woman who don't need no michaelmanaging!"
Michaelmanaging by EngelDesTodes November 18, 2018